It also helps that reality producers put people in the most RIDICULOUS dating circumstances ever. ” “Are you sure people will watch more than one of these? Oh, that, and the obligatory run off into the sunset with the mother waving them goodbye. Either way, watching people date in a pitch-black room is . Said exes talk to the dater through an earpiece, guiding the conversation topic. If the dater is in the car, the two go on a second date paid by the show. Oh, and did we mention Jillian Barberie hosted this all? So yes, they all totally choose love — that is, a love affair with some BENJAMINS. This VH1 show was a behind the scenes documentary of the making of Ray J’s sex tape with Kim Kardashian. , Frank “The Entertainer” Maresca tried to find love… 15 female contestants moved in with Frank and his parents, making it a true basement affair. The suitors say amazingly ridiculous things like “I am Eddie and I’m hot enough to get away with saying that I love Ryan Seacrest” and “I’m Brian, I’m Black and Italian, which might make me the first real Italian stallion.” You can’t make this stuff up, except you know MTV probably did. We implore you to just start being socially inept and shouting “NEXT” whenever you have a lack of interest in anyone. Another terrible MTV dating show involving parents. One woman dates 14 bachelors, and each week eliminates them by not only who she thinks she doesn’t have a connection with, but which ones she thinks are gay. Then host Mark De Carlo would quiz the guys and the girls on the dates. So then, what — we’re watching a show where a bunch of people get together and cheat on one another?

Like VH1’s new show, which has two people going on dates with three different partners whilst completely naked. Think of it this way: if it doesn’t work out, at least you’ll have a really good tan without any tan lines! One contestant dates four contestants at the same time, and eliminates them one by one. It’s like they knew this was going to be a disaster from the get-go! Watching Flavor Flav hand out clocks to a bunch of ratchet hos was one of the most joyous things we did each week. Honestly, we all know that there are 30-something men out there who are creepily reliant on their parents and still live at home, but we know that in the same way we totally know that guy just farted in the office elevator — we NEVER really want to talk about it and we certainly don’t want to watch an entire show about it. Anyways, the contestant can literally shout “NEXT” at any point during the date once he/she gets bored. This time, mom and dad hate their kid’s current boyfriend or girlfriend, so they interview and set them up with two other options. Especially because 90% of the time, the kid stayed with his/her current boyfriend/girlfriend. At the end, if the dude she picks is straight, they split the prize money. That said, it definitely gave us the necessary nightmares that ultimately convinced us that cleaning our rooms regularly was a good idea. came out early on in our reality dating show viewing, we’re actually kind of nostalgic for the FOX dating show. Each answer that matched would win the guy a stuffed heart for some crazy reason. Going on a show where the entire purpose is to test the loyalty of your partner? What the heck did the couples think was going to happen? No matter how steamy the island affair is, that’s not that fun. It starred Domenico Nesci, an Italian reject from Ms. 15 women participated in different challenges to win his affection.

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